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From the "Duh! The Dumbest Things Ever Said or Done" Calendar

Clear Thinking on a Cloudy Day

"I was walking down Fifth Avenue today and I found a wallet," standup comedian Emo Philips said. "I was going to return it, rather than keep it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."


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